John Dies at the End
by David Wong
Brand New Oversized Signed Limited Edition Rolling at the Printer!
Limited Edition is Already 60% Sold Out and Lettered Edition is 90% Sold Out!
“…a case of the author trying to depict actual, soul-sucking lunacy, and succeeding with flying colors.”
— Fangoria
We’re pleased to announce a brand new oversized signed Limited Edition, the internationally acclaimed John Dies at the End by David Wong, and this one is already rolling at the printer and will be published in December!
Due to the lower than normal print run and the excitement surrounding this author’s work, we don’t expect these to last long, especially since the members of our Cemetery Dance Collectors Club snapped up 60% of the Limited Edition and 90% of the Lettered Edition during their advance notice window!
About the Book:
My name is David Wong. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours.
You may not want to know about the things you’ll read in these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. But it’s too late. You’re in the game. You’re under the eye.
The only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why? You just have to trust me.
The important thing is this:
The drug is called Soy Sauce and it gives users a window into another dimension.
John and I never had the chance to say no.
You still do.
Unfortunately for us, if you make the right choice, we’ll have a much harder time explaining how to fight off the otherworldly invasion currently threatening to enslave humanity.
I’m sorry to have involved you in this, I really am. But as you read about these terrible events and the very dark epoch the world is about to enter as a result, it is crucial you keep one thing in mind:
None of this was my fault.
Read more or place your order today while supplies last!
Thank you, as always, for your continued support and enthusiasm!
