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Welcome to the Videodrome!

Cemetery Dance OnlineDecember 28, 2016December 27, 2016Video VisionsColumns, David Cronenberg, Fangoria, Fisher, Hunter Shea, VCR, Video Visions, Videodrome6 Comments

There was no way of knowing how much that top loading Fisher VCR with wired remote control would change all of our lives. We were a family of movie addicts. We had a theater called The Kent two blocks away that showed double features and had a balcony where all sorts of shenanigans ensued, especially on Friday and Saturday nights. There was also the drive-in just ten miles away in Elmsford, a mecca for families and horny teens all throughout lower Westchester County.

But this VCR contraption, which my father brought home with a buzzing glee, was about to take us to a whole new level. Continue Reading

Review: ‘Children of God’ by Craig Dilouie and Jonathan Moon

Cemetery Dance OnlineDecember 26, 2016December 19, 2016ReviewsChildren of God, Craig Dilouie, Featured, Jonathan Moon, ReviewsLeave a comment

Children of God by Craig Dilouie and Jonathan Moon
Zing Communications (May 2016)
148 pages; $9.99 paperback; ebook $2.99
Reviewed by Anton Cancre

Cults are fascinating; the tragedy which follows so many of them doubly so. We sit on the outside, talking about how crazy those people must be. When all we see is the smoke and the bodies and the ramblings of their leaders, it is easy to disassociate ourselves. Continue Reading

Have A New eReader? Load Up On These Great (And Reasonably Priced!) Horror eBooks From Cemetery Dance Publications!

Cemetery Dance OnlineDecember 25, 2016December 23, 2016Breaking NewsLeave a comment

Do you have a fancy new eReader or eBook App sitting nearby right now? Why not fill it with some great and reasonably priced horror eBooks from Cemetery Dance Publications??

Visit our New eBooks Page, our Full eBooks Store, or maybe click on the covers below to read more about just a few of our bestselling good reads:

Thank you, as always, for your continued support and enthusiasm!

FREE CHRISTMAS SHORT STORY! Updated With Links to the US, UK, and Canada!

Cemetery Dance OnlineDecember 22, 2016Breaking NewsLeave a comment

Hi Folks!

As we mentioned, you can download a brand new Christmas-themed short story “The Christmas Spirit” FOR FREE, but we forgot to include the links for the UK and Canada product pages, so here are all of the links again for easy reference:

Amazon US
Amazon UK
Amazon CA

For those of you who love beautiful CHAPBOOKS, there is also a print edition available for the bargain price of just $4.99!

Thank you, as always, for your continued support and enthusiasm!

FREE CHRISTMAS SHORT STORY!

Cemetery Dance OnlineDecember 22, 2016Breaking NewsLeave a comment

Good news for our readers! Right now, you can download a brand new Christmas-themed short story “The Christmas Spirit” FOR FREE on Amazon.com! Don’t wait because this deal won’t last long… and did we mention it is FREE?!

For those of you who love beautiful CHAPBOOKS, there is also a print edition available for the bargain price of just $4.99!

Thank you, as always, for your continued support and enthusiasm!

“Rock of Ages” and “Bad Luck”

Cemetery Dance OnlineDecember 21, 2016December 21, 2016ExhumedBad Luck, Columns, Exhumed, John Rosenman, K. Edwin Fritz, K.S. Clay, Rock of Ages2 Comments

*Humblebrag… I own all 75 issues. Took me 8 years to track ‘em all down. Just look at that collection!
(Photo Copyright 2016 K. Edwin Fritz)

Hello again, folks. This is the third installment of monthly double reviews studying the structure of great horror fiction published in our beloved Cemetery Dance.

Last time I reviewed David B. Silva’s “Fury’s Child” from CD #1 (1988) and Lisa Morton’s “The Rich are Different” from CD #74/75 (2016).

If you haven’t read either one, do check them out. The Silva story in particular is hard to find… of course. 😉

This month we’ve got another 2 stories from the same 2 issues…Continue Reading

Review: ‘The Train Derails in Boston’ by Jessica McHugh

Cemetery Dance OnlineDecember 20, 2016December 19, 2016ReviewsAnton Cancre, Jessica McHugh, Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing, Reviews, The Train Derails in Boston1 Comment

The Train Derails in Boston by Jessica McHugh
Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing (June 2016)
346 pages; $14.95 paperback; ebook $3.99
Reviewed by Anton Cancre

What in the ever loving…

Okay, the usual review format (hook, blurb, opinion) just ain’t gonna cut it here. Call me unprofessional or just a plain fool if you want. I’m okay with that. When a train runs this far off the rails, honey, you just have to look at the wreckage from a different angle.Continue Reading

Hell’s Bounty by Joe R. Lansdale & John L. Lansdale: New Signed Limited Edition Hardcover!

Cemetery Dance OnlineDecember 19, 2016December 19, 2016Breaking NewsLeave a comment

Hi Folks!

We’re pleased to report we’ll be receiving some copies of the signed Limited Edition hardcover of HELL’S BOUNTY by Joe R. Lansdale & John L. Lansdale from SST Publications in the UK. This is a beautiful signed Limited Edition and we think our collectors will love it, but our copies will not last long!

Thank you, as always, for your continued support and enthusiasm!

The Dark Highway

Cemetery Dance OnlineDecember 16, 2016December 14, 2016Brian Keene's End of the RoadBrian Keene, Columns, End of the RoadLeave a comment

“Everybody thought it was a big joke… It was so funny, I just kept on going…Everybody thought I was just going to go on tweaking the Major’s balls to the very end. Which was what I did. Then one morning I woke up and I was in. I was a Prime Walker…So I guess it turned out the Major was tweaking my balls.” Stephen King, The Long Walk

Continue Reading

Review: ‘Eyes Like Lighthouses When the Boats Come Home’ by Dane Cobain

Cemetery Dance OnlineDecember 15, 2016December 12, 2016ReviewsDane Cobain, Eyes Like Lighthouses When the Boats Come Home, Joshua Gage, ReviewsLeave a comment

Eyes Like Lighthouses When the Boats Come Home by Dane Cobain
CreateSpace (June 2016)
170 pages, $11.99 paperback; $3.49 e-book
Reviewed by Joshua Gage

Eyes Like Lighthouses When the Boats Come Home is a self-published collection of poetry by British performance poet Dane Cobain. It shows a lot of enthusiasm and potential, but ultimately fails due to a number of basic craft issues. Continue Reading

The December 14, 2016 Special Offer

Cemetery Dance OnlineDecember 14, 2016December 22, 2016Breaking NewsLeave a comment

Hi Folks!

Here are the three lucky winners whose names were picked at random:

Mike K. wins 12 books!
Dorothy S. wins 14 books!
Stacy C wins 16 books!

Congratulations to all of the winners!

All selections of Cemetery Dance Publications are final. Void where prohibited. Winners will be contacted via email at the email address provided on the order.

Thank you, as always, for your continued support and enthusiasm!

Cautionary Splatter

Cemetery Dance OnlineDecember 14, 2016December 12, 2016Horror Drive-InColumns, Horror Drive-In, Mark SieberLeave a comment

I’ve been in the process of moving over the past few months. As you may imagine, there are a lot of books, magazines, and other items to be gathered and transported. I’ve been taking it slowly, and looking over a lot of the items I have. Some of which I had almost forgotten about.

I came upon the Footsteps Press chapbook edition of Douglas E. Winter’s Splatter: A Cautionary Tale. I had not read the story in many years, and it has always been a favorite of mine. So I propped up the pillows, climbed under the warm blankets, and read this chilling short story.Continue Reading

Review: ‘Devils in Dark Houses’ by B.E. Scully

Cemetery Dance OnlineDecember 13, 2016December 12, 2016Reviews- Frank Michaels Errington, B.E. Scully, Darkfuse, Devils in Dark Houses, ReviewsLeave a comment

Devils in Dark Houses by B.E. Scully
DarkFuse (August 2016)
510 pages; $19.99 paperback; $5.99 e-book
Reviewed by Frank Michaels Errington

Having never read anything from B.E. Scully before, I had no idea what to expect. Truthfully, I didn’t anticipate being entertained as completely as I was. Devils in Dark Houses is a set of four equally powerful novellas set in the author’s home state of Oregon. The stories are all connected through a pair of homicide detectives assigned to the individual cases.Continue Reading

A Long December by Richard Chizmar New Trade Paperback Edition From the UK!

Cemetery Dance OnlineDecember 12, 2016December 12, 2016Breaking NewsLeave a comment

We’re pleased to report Richard Chizmar’s acclaimed short story collection, A LONG DECEMBER, is now available in trade paperback from SST Publications in the UK!

Even if you already have the SOLD OUT signed Limited Edition hardcover on the way to you, this is a beautiful edition (with new cover artwork) and it would make a terrific reading copy for you or a great gift for the horror lover in your life!

You can also save $5 off the retail price for a limited time only, and ALL copies sold through the Cemetery Dance online store will be SIGNED by the author!

Not only is Richard Chizmar signing ALL of our copies, but he can personally inscribe any copies ordered through the Cemetery Dance online store, so just reply to your order confirmation email and let Mindy know what you’d like him to write in your copy and she’ll add that request to your order!

Thank you, as always, for your continued support and enthusiasm!

The New Cemetery Dance Early Readers Review Copy Bundle!

Cemetery Dance OnlineDecember 9, 2016December 22, 2016Breaking NewsLeave a comment

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