Pets at the Cemetery Dance Offices

Most of these pets have only visited the office and don’t live here, of course, but we have three “full time animal staffers” and they have LOTS of visitors:

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Vinny Monteleone

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Sasha

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Maya

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Otis

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Raven

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Lucky

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Buffet

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Ellie


Maddie visits the office again


Kimba, who was out hunting rabbits, and came into our front office to visit


Random bird that came to visit


Sammy


Trixie, the lost dog who came to visit


Buddy in the front office


Buddy sleeping in the break room


Buddy preparing to cross the snow field


Buddy at our front door


Smokie the day she was adopted


Jasmine the day she was adopted


Clack makes a run for it


Sucky the sucker fish


Maddie and Bandit come for a visit


Bandit still visiting


Tank and Juliane


Glenn Chadbourne and Rocket


Dennis comes to visit

A Simple Plan by Scott Smith Is More Than 75% Sold Out!

A Simple Plan by Scott Smith
Brand New Signed Limited Edition Hardcover More Than 75% Sold Out!
Limited Edition and Deluxe Lettered Edition Will Ship This Summer!

Our special signed Limited Edition of A Simple Plan by New York Times bestselling author Scott Smith is already rolling at the printer and is more than 75% sold out, so don’t wait to place your order! In addition, we’ll be publishing a special signed Limited Edition of THE RUINS by Scott Smith later this summer as well and collectors who preorder A Simple Plan will get first shot at matching numbers/letters for their collection.

A Simple PlanA Simple Plan
by Scott Smith

A Simple Plan begins on a snowy winter afternoon. Hank Mitchell is driving on a lonely country road with his brother, Jacob, and his brother’s pal, when suddenly Jacob’s dog leaps into the woods. Following him, the three men come upon the wreckage of a single-engine plane and the body of the pilot. Under the seat they find a duffel bag containing four million dollars in packets of hundred-dollar bills. Shocked, barely able to make sense of what they see, they try to puzzle out the right thing to do.

They arrive at a seemingly simple plan, a plan that will enable them to hide, keep, and eventually share the fortune. They believe it will harm no one, put no one at risk. From the moment the plan is set in motion, Hank’s orderly universe begins to crumble. He is constantly on the watch, trying to prevent his partners — his brother, his brother’s pal, and, ultimately, his wife — from making impulsive or careless moves, triggered by panic or even impatience, that could endanger them all. But soon, himself panicked by his brother’s stupidity and confusion, Hank commits a murder. And his nightmare begins.

Riveting, highly charged at its core, told with extraordinary clarity, coolness, and restraint, Scott Smith’s story of a man driven to acts previously unthinkable seizes the reader and never lets go.

Read more on our website or place your order while supplies last!

Thank you, as always, for your continued support and enthusiasm!

A Simple Plan by Scott Smith Signed Limited Edition Announced!

“Simply the best suspense novel of the year… Read this book.”
— Stephen King

A Simple Plan by Scott Smith
Brand New Signed Limited Edition Hardcover Rolling At the Printer!
Limited Edition and Deluxe Lettered Edition Will Ship This Summer!

A Simple Plan

We’re very pleased to announce that we’ll be publishing a special signed Limited Edition A Simple Plan by New York Times bestselling author Scott Smith, but this beautiful oversized special edition is already rolling at the printer, so don’t wait to place your order or you might miss out!

In addition, we’ll be publishing a special signed Limited Edition of THE RUINS by Scott Smith later this summer as well, and collectors who preorder A Simple Plan will get first shot at matching numbers/letters for their collection!

A Simple Plan
by Scott Smith

A Simple Plan begins on a snowy winter afternoon. Hank Mitchell is driving on a lonely country road with his brother, Jacob, and his brother’s pal, when suddenly Jacob’s dog leaps into the woods. Following him, the three men come upon the wreckage of a single-engine plane and the body of the pilot. Under the seat they find a duffel bag containing four million dollars in packets of hundred-dollar bills. Shocked, barely able to make sense of what they see, they try to puzzle out the right thing to do.

They arrive at a seemingly simple plan, a plan that will enable them to hide, keep, and eventually share the fortune. They believe it will harm no one, put no one at risk. From the moment the plan is set in motion, Hank’s orderly universe begins to crumble. He is constantly on the watch, trying to prevent his partners — his brother, his brother’s pal, and, ultimately, his wife — from making impulsive or careless moves, triggered by panic or even impatience, that could endanger them all. But soon, himself panicked by his brother’s stupidity and confusion, Hank commits a murder. And his nightmare begins.

Riveting, highly charged at its core, told with extraordinary clarity, coolness, and restraint, Scott Smith’s story of a man driven to acts previously unthinkable seizes the reader and never lets go.

Read more on our website or place your order while supplies last!

Thank you, as always, for your continued support and enthusiasm!

Stephen King: News from the Dead Zone #164

In case you haven’t heard the news yet, Cemetery Dance recently announced a deal to create Deluxe Special Editions of the six books King published with Doubleday. The series launches this summer with Carrie. Check the link for specifics, including the artist, cover art, and the extra material that will appear in the book.

We’re less than two months away from the publication date of Mr. Mercedes, and the first reviews have started to show up. Publishers Weekly’s review came first, calling it a “suspenseful crime thriller” and lauding King for his disturbing portrait of the book’s villain, Brady, “a genuine monster in ordinary human form who gives new meaning to the phrase ‘the banality of evil.'” Then came the Booklist review, which concludes: “No need to rev the engine here; this baby will rocket itself out of libraries with a loud squeal of the tires.” My review will appear in the next issue of Cemetery Dance magazine, but I loved it. I’ve been waiting for King to write a non-supernatural crime novel for ages and at last my wish is granted. And PW is right: Brady is one twisted guy. He’s not at all sympathetic, but he’s fascinating. And Bill Hodges is a comfortable narrator / protagonist to spend five hundred pages with. The audiobook will be narrated by Will Patton.

King’ second book of the year is Revival, which will be out on November 11. Here is the synopsis:

In a small New England town, over half a century ago, a shadow falls over a small boy playing with his toy soldiers. Jamie Morton looks up to see a striking man, the new minister. Charles Jacobs, along with his beautiful wife, will transform the local church. The men and boys are all a bit in love with Mrs. Jacobs; the women and girls feel the same about Reverend Jacobs—including Jamie’s mother and beloved sister, Claire. With Jamie, the Reverend shares a deeper bond based on a secret obsession. When tragedy strikes the Jacobs family, this charismatic preacher curses God, mocks all religious belief, and is banished from the shocked town.

Jamie has demons of his own. Wed to his guitar from the age of 13, he plays in bands across the country, living the nomadic lifestyle of bar-band rock and roll while fleeing from his family’s horrific loss. In his mid-thirties—addicted to heroin, stranded, desperate—Jamie meets Charles Jacobs again, with profound consequences for both men. Their bond becomes a pact beyond even the Devil’s devising, and Jamie discovers that revival has many meanings.

This rich and disturbing novel spans five decades on its way to the most terrifying conclusion Stephen King has ever written. It’s a masterpiece from King, in the great American tradition of Frank Norris, Nathaniel Hawthorne, and Edgar Allan Poe.

To thank all his German and French fans for their warm welcome during his Doctor Sleep book tour last fall, King wrote a novella, “Bad Little Kid”, which is available in e-book format in German (Böser kleiner Junge) and French (Sale Gosse). You can’t buy it in the US at the moment, but it is available in Canada and the UK (but not in English). I wrote an article / review for FEARnet, probably my last piece for that market, which was gobbled up by Comcast last week.

And, no, he isn’t writing a sequel to Christine called Christine Lives as was announced on April 1.

King will appear in a cameo role in the first episode of the second season of Under the Dome, which launches on June 30. According to an article in USA Today, he wrote the episode, titled “Heads Will Roll,” and will show up in the town’s diner as “just a citizen of Chester’s Mill for at least the moment.” Check out the article for a photo of King being served coffee at Sweet Briar Rose. Several new characters will be introduced this season, including barbershop owner Lyle Chumley (Dwight Yoakam), Big Jim’s late wife Pauline (Sherry Stringfield), his brother-in-law, Sam Verdreaux (Eddie Cahill), teacher Rebecca Pine (Karla Crome), Greg (Dwayne Boyd), and Melanie (Grace Victoria Cox), a character pulled from the lake by Julia at the end of the first season. If you haven’t seen it already, be sure to check out this promotional video of King “tweeting from the set.”

During his Emerald City Comicon Secret Origins panel, Peter David revealed that Marvel will resume adapting the Dark Tower series with The Drawing of the Three, without providing any timeline. He told the story of how he pitched the idea when King came to visit him while he was convalescing after suffering a stroke.

In other comic news, Walter Simonson’s 22-page Lawnmower Man Artist’s Edition portfolio, collecting the entire story into a deluxe portfolio from IDW, is set to arrive in time for San Diego’s Comic-Con International in July.

King has a short non-fiction piece called “The Ring” in Tin House, Issue, 59, Volume 15, Number 3. The theme for the issue is Memory and King’s 2-page essay is about their wedding rings and the day they got married.

He and Karen Russell talk about their books Doctor Sleep and Sleep Donation in this interview posted at Goodreads.

Joyland, which is now available as an e-book for the first time, was nominated by the Mystery Writers of America for an Edgar in the Best Paperback Original category. Doctor Sleep was nominated for a Thriller Award in the Best Hardcover Novel category by the International Thriller Writers.

The latest movie adaptation, A Good Marriage, premieres in New York on Thursday, April 24.

Josh Boone (The Fault in Our Stars) is in early talks to take over as director of The Stand for Warner Bros. and CBS Films. He will be at least the fourth potential director for this project. Boone is also currently attached to direct a movie version of Lisey’s Story.

Cary Fukunaga, fresh off his recent success directing HBO’s True Detective, is working on a script for the two-part remake of It. It appears that the first part will be about the kids and the second part about the adults. Fukunaga said, “There will be no spider at the end of our movie. We’re definitely honoring the spirit of Stephen King, but the horror has to be modernized to make it relevant. That’s my job, right now, on this pass. I’m working on making the horror more about suspense than visualization of any creatures. I just don’t think that’s scary. What could be there, and the sounds and how it interacts with things, is scarier than actual monsters.”

The SyFy series Haven was renewed for 26 more episodes, 13 to air this year and 13 for 2015, although they are all supposedly part of a single season. In a related concept, Universal TV is adapting the short story “Ayana” into a TV drama set in a world of miracles. The series has not been picked up by a network yet, though.

King has been interviewed for the PBS series Finding Your Roots, where “we trace people’s habitypes, which tell where your ancestors came from.” Dr. Henry Louis Gates’ interview with King will air later this year.

Announcing A Surprise New Limited Edition: Dinner With the Cannibal Sisters by Douglas Clegg!

Dinner With the Cannibal Sisters by Douglas Clegg
Surprise Brand New Signed Limited Edition Hardcover Rolling At the Printer!

Dinner With the Cannibal SistersWe’re pleased to announce we’ll be publishing a brand new novella by Douglas Clegg called Dinner With the Cannibal Sisters as a signed Limited Edition hardcover and we’re sending the book to the printer this week for a July publication date!

Douglas Clegg has been one of the most popular authors with collectors of our hardcover special editions over the years, and this new one might just be our favorite book of his to date, so don’t wait because you might miss out!

About the Book:
From Douglas Clegg, award-winning author of Neverland and Isis, comes a dark gem about a notorious family — and a feast like no other.

You’re invited to dinner…

In October 1890 authorities discovered two teenaged girls at Bog Farm surrounded by a scene of unimaginable carnage. A legend grew of their cannibalistic night of terror, but young Lucy and Sally were never put to trial and no one has ever before gotten close enough to interview them.

Twenty years later, an inexperienced reporter travels to their New Hampshire farm, determined to shed light upon the events of that night.

Lizzie Borden, Dr. Crippen, the Windrow Sisters — murderers whose mystique has lasted more than a century. But of them all, the tale of the Windrow girls is unrivaled in its legend of depravity and innocence corrupted.

Read more or place your order today while supplies last!

Thank you, as always, for your continuing support!

Carrie: The Deluxe Special Edition Artist Numbered Edition Almost Sold Out!

Carrie: The Deluxe Special Edition
ONLY Ten Copies of The Artist Numbered Edition Left For Reservation!

There are TEN COPIES of the Deluxe Artist Edition of Carrie: The Deluxe Special Edition left available for reservation, so this is your last chance to place your order!

Reminder: those who preorder Carrie: The Deluxe Special Edition will be given a few days advance notice to order ‘Salem’s Lot so you can get your order in before the general public without having to rush. We will be able to match numbers and letters, giving you a matching set when all six volumes are completed.

Click on Carrie to read more or place your order while supplies last:

Carrie

Read more on our website or place your order while supplies last!

Thank you, as always, for your continued support and enthusiasm!

Carrie: The Deluxe Special Edition Artist Numbered Edition Is Now 90% Sold Out!

Carrie: The Deluxe Special Edition
Artist Numbered Edition Is Now 90% Sold Out!

CarrieAs we head into the weekend, we just wanted to let you know that the Deluxe Artist Edition of Carrie: The Deluxe Special Edition is now 90% sold out and we expect the remaining copies to be reserved in the next few days.

We’ve had some questions about what this edition will be like, so here is some additional information:

• a different full-color dust jacket painted by Tomislav Tikulin, which he’s hard at work on right now

• housed in a traycase similar to our previous Stephen King Limited Edition traycases

• limited to only 750 hand-numbered copies signed by the artist

• bound with a different fine binding

• featuring different embossed endpapers

• signed by the artist on a full color signature sheet

Just like the Gift Edition, this Artist Edition will be printed in two colors on a specialty paper stock and will feature two color hot foil stamping on the binding.

Also, those who preorder Carrie: The Deluxe Special Edition will be given a few days advance notice to order ‘Salem’s Lot later this year so you can get your order in before the general public without having to rush. We will be able to match numbers and letters, giving you a matching set when all six volumes are completed.

Read more on our website or place your order while supplies last!

Thank you, as always, for your continued support and enthusiasm!

Special Editions Close to Selling Out!

In all of the excitement this week, we almost forgot to let you know that a couple of signed special editions are nearly sold out!

Carrie* The signed Limited Edition of December Park by Ronald Malfi is now more than 80% sold out.

* The signed Limited Edition of Fangoria: Cover to Cover is now more than 90% sold out.

* The Traycased Artist Edition of Carrie: The Deluxe Special Edition by Stephen King is now more than 75% sold out.

* The Signed Artist Edition of Turn Down the Lights edited by Richard Chizmar HAS SOLD OUT! Unfortunately, as we mentioned in the last update, the signature sheets went missing in California, so we had to start the process over. Our artists are signing as fast as they can and so far FIVE of them have signed all of the sheets. We are still on track to publish this edition by the end of the year.

Thank you, as always, for your continued support and enthusiasm!

SIX New Stephen King Special Editions Announced Today!

Announcing the “Stephen King Doubleday Years” Six Volume Collection!
Launching This Summer With Carrie: The Deluxe Special Edition
Carrie Will Be a Collectible Limited ONE TIME PRINTING Featuring an Introduction by Stephen King, an Afterword by Tabitha King, Six Color Paintings by Tomislav Tikulin, and Special Bonus Features Exclusive to This Edition!

We have big news to share about our new SIX BOOK DEAL WITH STEPHEN KING, so click on Carrie below and read more while supplies last:

Gift Edition Cover Artwork

Read more on our website or place your order while supplies last!

Thank you, as always, for your continued support and enthusiasm!

Signed Copies of Rick Dempsey’s Caught Stealing!

Rick Dempsey’s Caught Stealing: Unbelievable Stories From a Lifetime of Baseball
by Johnathon Schaech

Get Your Copies SIGNED FOR FREE If You Preorder This Week!

Johnathon Schaech has offered to sign any copies of Rick Dempsey’s Caught Stealing: Unbelievable Stories From a Lifetime of Baseball that are preordered through our online store before midnight on Sunday, April 6, 2014.

If you’ve already ordered, there’s nothing else you need to do. Your copy will be signed by Johnathon the next time he stops by our office.

If you haven’t ordered, what are you waiting for? This will be one of the most fun baseball books you read all year:

Rick Dempsey's Caught Stealing

Read more on our website or place your order while supplies last!

Fangoria: Cover to Cover Signed Editions Already More Than 85% Sold Out!

Fangoria: Cover to Cover
Signed Editions Already More Than 85% Sold Out!

The Lettered Edition of Fangoria: Cover to Cover sold out in hours and the Limited Edition is now more than 85% sold out, so don’t miss your chance to add this beautiful oversized book to your collection! Retailer copies are being strictly limited due to the low print run and we don’t have many copies left. Place your order today or you might not have another chance:

Fangoria

Read more on our website or place your order while supplies last!

Fangoria: Cover to Cover Announced! An Oversized Hardcover Special Edition Featuring A Foreword By Bruce Campbell!

Fangoria: Cover to Cover
edited by Anthony Timpone
Featuring A Foreword By Bruce Campbell

Huge Oversized Special Edition Hardcover Coming This Summer!
Signed Editions Already More Than 50% Sold Out!

We’re very pleased to announce that we’ll be publishing Fangoria: Cover to Cover, the first in our new series of books created with the amazing people who work at Fangoria magazine!

FangoriaFangoria: Cover to Cover
edited by Anthony Timpone

Foreword by Bruce Campbell
Afterword by Michael Gingold

About the Book:
Since 1979, Fangoria magazine has been the bible for horror fans worldwide.  Combining first-rate writing, reporting with unparalleled expertise on the fright-film genre, and eye-popping color photos, Fango has set a standard and become a name recognized by anyone who knows and loves scary cinema. One of the signature elements of the magazine has always been the eye-catching and controversial covers that have grabbed the attention of readers everywhere for the past three decades.

Fangoria: Cover to Cover is a lavish, oversized, and full color hardcover book that celebrates the magazine’s long history and the genre it reports on, reproducing every one of those terrifying covers in stunning full color and providing a history of modern horror cinema that has been thirty years in the making. This special edition volume collects a wealth of information, trivia, frightening photos, and every legendary cover of this acclaimed magazine, serving as a celebration of horror and a “coffee table” book that readers will turn to time and time again.

A Cemetery Dance Publications exclusive hardcover edition, there are no other editions planned anywhere in the world at this time!

Read more on our website or place your order while supplies last!

Thank you, as always, for your continued support and enthusiasm!

Free Excerpt From Rick Dempsey’s Caught Stealing

Rick Dempsey’s Caught Stealing: Unbelievable Stories From a Lifetime of Baseball
by Johnathon Schaech

Free Excerpt From The Introduction!

To celebrate opening day of the 2014 MLB season, here’s a free excerpt from Rick Dempsey’s Caught Stealing: Unbelievable Stories From a Lifetime of Baseball by Johnathon Schaech for your reading pleasure:

FROM THE INTRODUCTION:

Rick Dempsey's Caught StealingWhen I grew up in Maryland, the Baltimore Orioles were a serious force in baseball. They played the Orioles Way, which was a belief that hard work and fundamentals were the key to winning and success.

Growing up with the Orioles in the 70s and 80s I learned to believe in magic—that anything is possible. Orioles’ magic became a part of me. That magic allowed me to become a dreamer and encouraged me to leave Baltimore for Hollywood to become an entertainer.

I was thirteen years old when the Orioles won the World Series—they did it with a lot of come-from-behind victories, with a new hero every game, and with a team philosophy of never quitting. All those things embody Rick Dempsey and that’s why he became the MVP of the ’83 World Series. He just never quit, no matter what.

I wanted to write a book about never giving up in a way that made the reader’s experience better as they read it.

My friend and fellow actor/entertainer, Josh Charles, says best what this book is all about: “When I was growing up in Baltimore, Rick Dempsey was my favorite Oriole because he always seemed like he was having so much fun between the lines. As a kid, that resonated with me in a profound way. His infamous Babe Ruth impersonations on the tarp during rain delays will forever be etched in my mind. He understood that this game is ultimately here to entertain people. Well, this book does that satisfyingly well and helps me remember, as an adult, why I love this beautiful game and the characters associated with it.”

When my childhood hero Rick Dempsey invited my writing partner, Richard Chizmar, and me to Camden Yards to watch an O’s game in 2002, you can imagine my excitement. Just before the game, Rick spotted us in the stands and gestured for us to come down on the field. It was the first time I had ever stepped onto a Major League playing field and I felt like a thirteen-year-old boy all over again.
Rick guided us to the dugout and began to tell us about a story that needed to be made into a movie. Chizmar and I were blown away by his story and began writing the screenplay. Spending so much time with Rick while pitching the screenplay, I found he was a great and charismatic storyteller and had more than just one unbelievable story to tell. Thus, this book.

I called up Chizmar and a bunch of other friends who love baseball as much as I do to help me put together this book.

As Tom Hanks would say, “There’s no crying in baseball.” But there’s certainly room to laugh. That is what this book will do. You won’t believe these stories are true, but by some sort of Rick Dempsey magic, they are.

I asked my buddy and fellow baseball lover, David Duchovny, to give it a read and this is what he said: “Caught Stealing manages to walk the fine line between fan and fanatic without straying too far into foul territory. It’s everything about baseball that you were afraid to ask. A perfect book to pick up again and again. Even though Johnathon is obviously an Orioles fan, I doff my aging Yankees cap to him.”

Thank you all—enjoy.

Read more on our website or place your order while supplies last!

Rick Dempsey’s Caught Stealing: Unbelievable Stories From a Lifetime of Baseball

Rick Dempsey’s Caught Stealing: Unbelievable Stories From a Lifetime of Baseball
by Johnathon Schaech

Trade Paperback Edition Shipping Soon!

 

Rick Dempsey's Caught StealingWe’re pleased to announce we’re publishing a surprise new book just in time for the baseball season: Rick Dempsey’s Caught Stealing: Unbelievable Stories From a Lifetime of Baseball by Johnathon Schaech!

About the Book:
Rick Dempsey’s Caught Stealing is a collection of fun, colorful, and entertaining stories from one of the most entertaining characters in baseball.

It’s a book that brings back the magic of baseball to anyone who reads it—the magic Rick would bring to every stadium he ever played in.

From bank robbing little league coaches to two world championships, Caught Stealing will surely entertain and hopefully inspire.

About the Author:
Johnathon Schaech is an actor most recognized from Tom Hank’s That Thing You Do! and most recently on Showtime’s hit series Ray Donovan. He’s written for Showtime, NBC, Sony, Columbia, Lionsgate, MGM Studios, Universal, Happy Madison, and for writers Stephen King and Akiva Goldsman. Originally from Maryland, he’s an avid baseball fanatic and loves the O’s. Schaech currently resides in Los Angeles with wife Julie and their newborn son, Camden.

Praise for the Book:
“This book helps me remember, as an adult, why I love this beautiful game and the characters associated with it.”
— Josh Charles (The Good Wife, Sports Night)

Caught Stealing manages to walk the fine line between fan and fanatic without straying too far into foul territory. It’s everything about baseball that you were afraid to ask. A perfect book to pick up again and again.”
— David Duchovny (Californication, X-Files)

Read more on our website or place your order while supplies last!