Review: You Can’t Take It With You by Marcus Hawke

cover of You Can't Take It With YouYou Can’t Take It With You by Marcus Hawke
Hawke Haus Books (November 2024)
Reviewed by Chandra Claypool (Instagram) (TikTok)

“What would you do for more time?” 

In this day and age where everyone tries to hold onto their youth and prolong their lives, this is a very important question. If you were very rich and had access to something that could actually extend your life, would you go for it? Would you do it at the ripe old age of ninety years old? You don’t even know if you’ll be stuck in the shell that you currently are trapped in or if you’ll be something… better? You’re not even sure if this injection will actually work. Perhaps all the money spent on it was a waste. There’s only one way to find out…Continue Reading

Review: Family by Ian Rogers

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Earthling Publications (October 2024)
Reviewed by Dave Simms

When is a haunted house story not a haunted house story? Earthling Publications knocks it out of the park with this novel by Ian Rogers. Comparisons will be made to the classics such as The Haunting of Hill House and newer entries like A Head Full of Ghosts, but also to cinematic hits like Poltergeist and The Changeling. What’s the best description? All and none of them.

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Review: Night of the Long Knives by Tyler Jones

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Earthling Publications (December 2024)
Reviewed by Dave Simms

Another Earthling Publications book, another head-spinning tale that combines several genres and spits out a brutal novel that lingers like a scar on the soul.
Tyler Jones is already known as a smart writer, able to weave together the best and worst of society, along with heavy themes, while never letting them weigh down the pages. In Night of the Long Knives, he combines a thriller with grief horror (which has become a massive trope in the genre lately), true crime, and the supernatural. That’s a lot to blend, but Jones nails it. This reviewer is not a fan of hard-hitting grief in fiction at all — life’s too depressing as it is! However, it works here without smothering the reader in that sadness and loss.

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Review: Bestial Mouths by Brenda S. Tolian

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Raw Dog Screaming Press (November 2024)
Reviewed by Joshua Gage

Dr. Brenda S. Tolian, DA, MFA, lives and writes New Orleans and is the author of Blood Mountain, published by Raw Dog Screaming Press. As an active member of the Horror Writers Association and the Angela Carter Society, Brenda’s work blends haunting narratives with deep literary insights. Her newest collection of poetry is Bestial Mouths.Continue Reading

Review: Seth’s Christmas Ghost Stories 2024

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Biblioasis (December 2024)
$25 paperback set
Reviewed by Blu Gilliand

It’s become a favorite December tradition for me — reviewing the new set of Seth’s Christmas Ghost Stories as delivered to my stocking each year by the fine folks at Biblioasis. This year’s package contains tales of dread that will raise goosebumps on your arms faster than the coldest winter wind.Continue Reading

Review: We All Go Into The Dark by Kevin Lucia

cover of We All Go Into the DarkWe All Go Into the Dark by Kevin Lucia
Crystal Lake Publishing (December 2024)

Reviewed by Chandra Claypool (Instagram) (TikTok)

Welcome to Clifton Heights, New York. There are stories lingering in the shadows in this town where four people are in for some unexpected experiences that will change the trajectory of their lives forever.

I have a love/hate relationship with story collections and typically rate them down the middle. But We All Go Into the Dark is a phenomenal read and I thoroughly enjoyed each story! Yes, I liked some more than others, but each one of them gave me incredible visuals and some truly crawled under my skin.

“Zoo Town” – Jim loves visiting abandoned buildings and places and, while in Clifton Heights, learns of Zoo Town. A place named because the workers of the zoo mostly lived on the premises. It is said to be haunted and people tend to steer clear of this space, warning Jim it’s better to not go off the beaten path. He hears some singing and runs into a woman randomly at the grocery and then again while he’s making camp at Zoo Town. It’s been so long since a woman’s hit on him, that how could he say no? What happens when they spend some time together over an open fire leads to something far more sinister than he could ever have imagined.

“The Man Who Sits in His Chair” – A man gets stranded in Clifton Heights due to car troubles and reflects on his life. Noticing a man sitting in his chair in front of his house sparks his curiosity and he can’t help but seek out the mystery of this man.  Sometimes secrets are just meant to be that and now it’s too late.

“In The Court of the Spider King” – A photographer comes to town to take photos of the area’s spiders. However, there’s more than just spiders that he’ll have to contend with. This horrific discovery surely sent chills beneath my skin and now I’m even more afraid to run into any kind of spider for fear it will lead to experiences I cannot handle.

“To Slip the Surly Bonds of Earth” – Paranormal show host is encouraged to go to abandoned Raedeker Amusement Park to see if any spirits have remained. What he finds is much worse than he could ever have imagined. He quickly learns that what he thought he knew about the world is… different.

I’m being very vague in this review because I think it’s best to go in without knowing too much. We have ordinary people doing ordinary things that lead to the extraordinary… though not necessarily always the best things. After all, once the dark takes over the light, there’s no knowing what lays within the shadows and further. Folklore, ghosts, evil entities, cults and cosmic fantasy saturates these pages. Perhaps you, the ordinary reader, will find yourselves side-eyeing the dark and wondering where your next mundane task will take you. Proceed with caution but remember…WE ALL GO INTO THE DARK.

Review: Mother Knows Best: Tales of Homemade Horror edited by Lindy Ryan

Reviewed by Chandra Claypool (Instagram) (TikTok)

 Everyone, at one point or another, has been afraid of their mother, motherhood or everything in between.  Here is an anthology that has us feeing ALL of the emotions!  Like with most anthologies and collections, some stories worked for me and others didn’t quite hit the mark.  However, the good ones in here are not just good, they’re GREAT!  You ever make faces while you’re reading? I do it all the time and I’m sure the people around me on my commutes were wondering what was going on inside my head if they saw me.  

One thing I didn’t particularly care for were the poems strewn throughout.  Poetry just isn’t (typically) my thing so for my particular taste, these were unnecessary.  I did enjoy that some stories were placed in the ‘real world’ while others were more of a type of fantasy and magical horrific realism.

This anthology hits on things such as mothers that are made not necessarily by bearing children themselves, and the dynamic of the mother/daughter relationships hit hard in some entries.  Sometimes you DO turn out like your mother and sometimes this is NOT a good thing.  

There’s just something about motherhood.  As a woman with no children, I am often impressed and have always had great respect for what a woman goes through. Whether it’s through actual child birth, adoption, as pet moms, etc.  There’s a responsibility there that’s not for everyone, and these stories particularly show that.

This book delivers something for everyone — whether that is creepy dolls (a definite fear of mine) or cursed lipstick (what??).   There’s light horror to all the bloody, guts and gore you may be looking for.  In any case, you’ll find that there’s a story or three in here for YOU.

 Favorites include, “Oh, What a Tangled Web,” “The House Mother,” “Special Medicine,” “Mother, Daemon, Ghost,” “The Tired Mom Smoothie,” and my absolute favorite, “Dog Mom.”

Review: Sleep Tight by J.H. Markert

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Crooked Lane (September 2024)
Reviewed by Haley Newlin

Sounds of the animals, like a kennel of demented beasts. The Lost Children had begun to gather on the Devil’s Backbone.

In perhaps his most ambitious tale yet, Sleep Tight, J.H. Markert ensnares readers with a serial killer’s execution. Like the most infamous killers, such as Ted Bundy and Dennis Rader (BTK), Markert’s man on death row was especially elusive because of his theatrics and efforts to appear normal.Continue Reading

Review: The Soul of Wes Craven by Joseph Maddrey

cover of The Soul of Wes CravenThe Soul of Wes Craven by Joseph Maddrey
Harker Books (June 2024)
Reviewed by Dave Simms
From Last House on the Left to Scream, Wes Craven had been a staple of horror. He rubbed dark souls with John Carpenter and Tobe Hooper, carving out his own legend in the Mount Rushmore of the genre. Fans knew him from the obvious Nightmare on Elm Street series, but diehards will never forget even the oddball films, such as The People Under the Stairs and Vampire in Brooklyn.

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Review: Kill Your Darling by Clay McLeod Chapman

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Bad Hand Books (September 2024)
Reviewed by Haley Newlin

It took thirty-eight laps around Billy’s skull to empty the roll of duct tape. They drew two lopsided and unblinking black ovals over his eyes.

Twenty years later, Glenn’s dogged mind runs on a constant loop — Billy kissing a girl at the dance, that squeal of peeling tape, his grim imaginings of his son’s final moments, where his soul may lie, and silvery ghosts. How can he and his wife, Carol, move on with every suspect’s fabric of guilt pulled at like a loose thread and then discarded? Without a conviction? A who or why?Continue Reading

Review: Cocktails from the Crypt: Terrifying Yet Delicious Concoctions Inspired by Your Favorite Horror Films by Jonathan Dehaan and Kimberley Elizabeth

cover of Cocktails and CryptsCocktails from the Crypt: Terrifying Yet Delicious Concoctions Inspired by Your Favorite Horror Films by Jonathan Dehaan and Kimberley Elizabeth
Page Street Publishing (November 26, 2024)
Reviewed by Joshua Gage

Jonathan Dehaan and Kimberley Elizabeth launched Nightmare on Film Street in 2016 as a welcoming space for horror enthusiasts of every stripe and obsession level. Their mission? To celebrate the eeriest genre there is in the most enjoyable way possible. Forget deep dives and academic critiques — they’re all about sharing laughs, spinning conspiracy theories, and making cheeky observations. Beyond podcasting, they are emerging filmmakers, with Kimmi celebrating her writing and directorial debut in the segment “Do Us Part?” of 2022’s horror snthology Sinphony. They live in Winnipeg, Canada with their two pugs. Their new collection of cocktail recipes is Cocktails from the Crypt: Terrifying Yet Delicious Concoctions Inspired by Your Favorite Horror Films.Continue Reading

Review: Rest Stop by Nat Cassidy

cover of Rest StopRest Stop by Nat Cassidy
Shortwave Media (October 2024)
Reviewed by Haley Newlin

I read Nat Cassidy’s novel Mary: An Awakening of Terror last summer and can’t shake how it made me feel more than a year later. Carpeted in historical and generational trauma, Mary was about women, especially “women who are only invisible until somebody needs to be blamed.”

Above the novel’s intricate weavings of religious fanaticism and Cassidy’s protagonist’s unsettling behavior, Mary is about power and the tendency to mythologize those who claim it like some god. Given the political climate, it’s a haunting reminder that this narrative has long existed in the real world and feels all the more suffocating.

Rest Stop, Cassidy’s latest release, a horror novella about a troubled musician, Abe, traveling to visit a dying relative who tormented him through childhood with spats of disapproval and disappointment, dissects the ghosts of historical trauma.Continue Reading

Review: The Collected Enchantments by Theodora Goss

cover of The Collected EnchantmentsThe Collected Enchantments by Theodora Goss
Mythic Delirium Press (February 2023)
Reviewed by Joshua Gage

Cemetery Dance readers familiar with the name Theodora Goss are most likely familiar with her Victorian Gothic historic mystery series The Extraordinary Adventures of the Athena Club trilogy, which begins with The Strange Case of the Alchemist’s Daughter. For those who don’t know, it follows the exploits of Mary Jekyll, daughter of Henry Louis Stevenson’s character Dr. Jekyll, as she unites with the daughters of various other fictional characters, as well as Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to discover and foil the plots of a cabal of mad scientists. However, for readers who might not be aware, Goss isn’t just an overnight success, but a talented author with a rich literary history stretching back to 2002 with the publication of her short story, “The Rose in Twelve Petals.” Fortunately for all of us, Goss has released her complete bibliography in one mammoth volume titled The Collected EnchantmentsContinue Reading

Review: Island of the Dead by Brian Keene

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Apex Book Company (October 2024)
Reviewed by Chandra Claypool (Instagram) (TikTok)

When zombies, barbarians, giant ants and a group of people also stuck on the island collide!

Brian Keene is well known for his zombie stories and there’s a good reason for it! While this is only my second read by this author, he has certainly found a new fan and I’ll be adding a lot more to my horror arsenal. Continue Reading

Review: CAW: Poetry by a Murder of Writers edited by Stasha Strange

cover of CAWCAW: Poetry by a Murder of Writers edited by Stasha Strange
Ix Studios (October 2024)
Reviewed by Joshua Gage

Stasha Strange is a writer who draws inspiration from the untamed worlds found within books. Recently, she embarked on a new chapter of her life, transitioning from the vibrant San Francisco Bay Area to the welcoming embrace of Ohio. Beyond her literary pursuits, she passionately advocates for the homeless and tenants’ rights. She shares her life journey with her partner, Andrew, and her beloved companions, a feline familiar, Jax, and a silly California King Snake named Noods.Continue Reading